Salvation!!! I Arrive At Joey’s

Hey everybody!! Tyrone here. Well, finally, after what must have been months in the US Postal system, I arrived at Joey’s house. My eyes burned as he opened the box, and I gulped in the fresh air, as Tyler, absent-minded as she is, forgot TO POKE AIR HOLES IN THE BOX!!! Thanks a lot, Tyler. Let’s hope my stay at Joey’s goes better.

 

I almost suffocated amidst all of the foam noodles... or whatever they're called...

Anyway, Joey was sidelined for a bit for some odd reason… I was turned over to his welcoming committee. All of a sudden, Tyler’s doesn’t sound so bad…

 

I was foolishly optimistic... I'll never make that mistake again...

I was turned over to a wonderful gentleman named Dwight. Oh yes, his name was Dwight. He is almost as big of a celebrity as me, though. He has been featured on a show called ‘The Office’, which I can only assume is a riveting drama about the rigors of american office life. I’ll have to watch it sometime.

 

He was more charismatic than Tyler, Joey, Danielle, and Mark combined... gosh, I hope they never read this blog.

Anyway, Dwight gave me a tour of the house, which believe me, isn’t worth wasting my time writing about. He then showed me to my living quarters.

 

The bed made up for all the other shortcomings...

I don’t know… I may end up liking it here. Joey just informed me that we are going see ‘Mamma Mia’ tonight…. suddenly, I’m looking forward to Danielle’s….

Oh well.

Tyrone