With Nothing But Foam Noodles As My Companion

*sigh*

Here I go again.

Once more I am at the mercy of the U.S. Postal System, for yesterday he finally got around to sending me to Danielle’s…

I’ve had nightmares of this day.

Once more, I’ve been encased in suffocating blackness (at least this time with AIRHOLES!!!), void all of all company except the quiet strength of the foam noodles, with nothing to do but obsessively check my email (travelingtyrone@yahoo.com… email me! PLEASE!)

But, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

I will finally be in some sane company (I think…) after 2 mortifying weeks with Tyler and 2 anguishing weeks with Joey. I can only hope that Danielle will not torture me by making me meet various TV characters and forcing me to fraternize with low brow human beings Joey calls ‘friends’… and I will no longer be forced to parade around You Tube like some glorified baseball on Tyler’s channel… yes… I am going to salvation.

I hope.

(maybe I should start looking forward to Mark’s…)

Tyrone

Salvation!!! I Arrive At Joey’s

Hey everybody!! Tyrone here. Well, finally, after what must have been months in the US Postal system, I arrived at Joey’s house. My eyes burned as he opened the box, and I gulped in the fresh air, as Tyler, absent-minded as she is, forgot TO POKE AIR HOLES IN THE BOX!!! Thanks a lot, Tyler. Let’s hope my stay at Joey’s goes better.

 

I almost suffocated amidst all of the foam noodles... or whatever they're called...

Anyway, Joey was sidelined for a bit for some odd reason… I was turned over to his welcoming committee. All of a sudden, Tyler’s doesn’t sound so bad…

 

I was foolishly optimistic... I'll never make that mistake again...

I was turned over to a wonderful gentleman named Dwight. Oh yes, his name was Dwight. He is almost as big of a celebrity as me, though. He has been featured on a show called ‘The Office’, which I can only assume is a riveting drama about the rigors of american office life. I’ll have to watch it sometime.

 

He was more charismatic than Tyler, Joey, Danielle, and Mark combined... gosh, I hope they never read this blog.

Anyway, Dwight gave me a tour of the house, which believe me, isn’t worth wasting my time writing about. He then showed me to my living quarters.

 

The bed made up for all the other shortcomings...

I don’t know… I may end up liking it here. Joey just informed me that we are going see ‘Mamma Mia’ tonight…. suddenly, I’m looking forward to Danielle’s….

Oh well.

Tyrone

Hanging out with Tyler

So I spent a week with Tyler.  She’s pretty cool, I mean if you’re okay with nag-nag-nagging.  Anyways, she has a lot of cool stuff and I got to meet some pretty cool people in her rec room.

Oh no!!! I met Mr. Bill from Saturday Night Live!

 

and here I am with Gumby. Don't tell anyone, but he is rather stuck up. Quite conceited!

 I also met several LOST characters!

Me and Charlie. I really don't think he should have been killed off.

 

Me and Kate. She wants me. Be jealous.

And here's Jack, being a hero. I'm his sidekick. Oh yeah.

Me and some bananas. This is a joke reference =D

 Tyler has a pool so she took me for a swim.  It was luxurious.

Basketball + Water = Flotation =)

This float seems a little big...

That's better.

 

Chicks dig the tan and handsome.

I’m currently on my laptop in a carboard box somewhere in the US Postal System on my way to Joey’s!  (That was a mouthful)

Later Alligators!

Tyrone

My Trip to Disney World – Epcot

I also stopped by Epcot when I was in Disney.

WARNING: Picture quality = utterly crap. Reason = crappity-crap-crap disposable camera. Sorry.

Okay, so I also hit Epcot when I was in the Disney area. It’s definitely one of my favorite parks

Here I am in front of Spaceship Earth with Tyler... ugh... why is she hugging me like that? Cooties!!!

So, what’s always the best place to start when in Epcot…

TEST TRACK!

Unfortunately, Tyler and I ended up in the very back of the car and decided not to buy the picture. Instead, I made a driver’s license! Oh yeah! After that, we rode Soarin. It was quite the funny experience this time. There was this family… either Norwegian or French… I don’t know. And they were like terrified of putting their bags in the “underseat compartments”, so they strapped themselves in with the bags. Then the French/Norwegian lady (who was rather large) started complaining because the seatbelt was too tight (well ya think??). Then the ride attendant person came over and was like, “I’m sorry, you can’t hold your bags. Please put them under your seat”. Of course they were like… NOooooooooOOooo!!! So the attendant snatched the bags from them and smished them under their seats. However, Mrs. French/Norwegian Lady Thing’s seatbelt was still too tight. So the attendant unlocked all of the seatbelts so she could adjust hers. That’s when Tyler took her flip-flops off. The French/Norwegian man was like “Oh no! They will disappear!”, and she was like, “They’ll be fine”. So when we came back down, the man was like telling everyone in the row that Tyler’s shoes were still there. Um… wow?

Next, we headed to the Living Seas. This is one of Tyler’s favorite places… she apparently has a thing going on with one of the dolphins. But you didn’t hear from me

You can't really see me... but squint and try to see a little orange blob in Tyler's right hand. Yeah, there I am!

“In the big blue world… I’m gonna go explore! In the big blue world! Things I’ve never seen before!” (Sorry Joey…and Mark)

Next, we headed to the World Showcase! Our first stop–France!

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I am the queen of France! [inside joke

Next, we checked out Morocco. Oh look! CAMELS!

…….

Haha… yeah… I don’t like camels anymore. *Wipes camel spit off face*

Anyways, Tyler and I headed to Japan next. There, we went into the super cool awesome Japanese store place and bought a pearl! YAY!

I'm kinda glad I let Tyler pick the oyster. We ended up getting this really cool blue pearl, apparently the "rarest beauty of all". Oooh... ahhh...

It was quite fun… the girl really liked her job. I mean REALLY.

I enjoyed the drums. Tyler didn't. Boo-hoo.

We then skipped “The American Adventure” (which, by the way, bothers me. can we please just call it the USA Pavilion? I mean really!). Italy just looked cooler.

Here we are making a wish at the fountain thing.. umm... the....the Trevi Fountain (ah... the wonders of Google...)

The next country we traveled to was Germany.

The only place I could find to take a pic was in a large pile of German Mickeys.

Then, we went to the little bongo, congo, “let’s advertise coca-cola” pavilion.

Here I am immensed in ice and coke. It was hot.

Then, there at the bridge from Coke-land to China… something insane happened.

This guy came over and was like, “I’m sorry, you can’t cross right now”. We thought it was a joke at first, but then he closed it off on both sides. All the people were confused and what-not… as was I. Then, the bridge started moving… it went up…. and up….. and up…

and up... and up.... and up... and... oh. it stopped!Then we saw little, no, not little, ginormous barges with explosives pass under the now vertical bridge.

Oh-no...

Then…

Epcot blew up. And I was the only survivor.

Just kidding.

They turned out to be the fireworks for Illuminations. Which, by the way, is an incredible show.

Anyways, we then went to…

China...

and Norway...

and Mexico! Like the sombrero??

Then… we had to leave. Forever.

Well not forever, but we had to go home. As in… on a plane… to Tyler’s house.

It was sad. And my hand fell off in her carry-on bag.

But she found it.

Yay!

Tyrone