My Trip to Disney World – Magic Kingdom

 Following my visit in Animal Kingdom, and that awesome luau, I headed to the Magic Kingdom.  I felt right at home, and seeing as anything can happen in the happiest place on earth, a living basketball wasn’t that weird.

I took this as I was walking down Mainstreet USA. Who's that orange stud in front of the castle?

I decided I wasn’t ready for any big rides yet.  So, I headed to the Haunted Mansion.  Apparently, there are 999 grim grinning ghosts in the mansion… but if they need one more… I’m not it!  As always, the ride broke down in the worst possible spot–the opera singing ghost.  If I had ears, they would have been bleeding.

The icing on top of the cake--the ghost carriage thing.

 After HM, I headed over to Space Mountain and got a fastpass.  Then, Tyler insisted we ride “it’s a small world after all” to kill time.  Not only did we kill time, but I almost killed her. 

"...where a smile means friendship to everyone..." Oh great. Now it's stuck in my head!!

 I then found myself very hungry.  So, I made Tyler take me to Comic Ray’s for lunch.  Mmm… delicious chicken tenders and awfully cheesy music…

 

"Yew Nork...blah blah...something about a caxi tab". Yeah, and let's not forget those awsome puns. Hehe. He...he.

 After stuffing my face listening to the musical stylings of Sonny Eclipse, I felt a little uneasy (and queasy) about riding Space Moutain right away.  So Tyler and I hopped on something we both enjoy.  Guess what it is?  I’ll give you a clue.  It has 3 different names.  The Blue Line Transit, the Tomorrowland Transit Authority, and the People Mover.  Yup! You either just guessed it, or realized that I told you the answer!

 

"...Now approaching SPACE MOUNTAIN..."

 

This makes me giggle. It's like engulfing her head. HAHAHAHAHA!

 My food had finally settled by the time we got off the ride.  But Tyler looked at our fastpasses, and it was passed the alotted time! OH-NO!  However, nobody really cares about that these days.  If your pass expired at 11 AM, you could probably still ride at midnight.  Anyways, we headed to Space Mountain, where we saw Joey in the queue!

And then… the ride broke down.  Seriously, something big had happened.  Look–

 

The lights were on!! And the best part is, Joey's train left as soon as it broke down. HAHAHA!

 So we waited… and waited…and waited…and took this picture… and waited… and then….

we waited.

Soon, the lights turned off, the crowd cheered, and the line started moving…slowly.  

Anyways, we finally got on and had a blast!  I sat in the front seat and had the unfortunate event of hearing Tyler scream the entire time.  She can be very loud!

I begged Tyler to let us ride again, but she was all, "Nooo, I wanna ride Buzz Lightyear...he's a hunk-sicle". Gag me.

So we rode Buzz.  It ended up being quite fun.  I creamed Tyler.  She was only a wee Space Cadet.  I totally 1-UPed her.  Oh yeah.

AHH!!! IT'S THAT VILLAIN GUY WHOSE NAME CURRENTLY ESCAPES ME!!! AHH!

After escaping the wrath of… um… oh come on I know this… oh! ZURG!  Okay, after escaping the wrath of Zurg, Tyler and I headed towards Pirates!  Arrggghhh!

Dead Men Tell No Tales...(tales...tales...tales...)

 And then we rode Big Thunder… then we um…. dang it! I don’t remember.  Okay well yeah.  The End!

 

Tyrone