I’m leaving tomorrow. That’s all I need to think about. Tomorrow. Joey had a pool party with some more of his ‘friends’. Sigh. It started off well.  

Yes. I fell in the cooler.

Yes. I fell in the cooler.

Isn’t that great???

 

Joey then threw me on the diving board.

Joey then threw me on the diving board.

All of his friends then started yelling JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! I mean, come on! Peer pressure!!

 

I realized I had never learned how to swim.

I realized I had never learned how to swim.

 I started coughing and choking, but then one of Joey’s friends named Lauren jumped in and threw me out, then started giving me mouth to mouth. Isn’t that gross??? EEEEWWW!!!

 

Tomorrow.

Tyrone